How Long Will You Last in the AIpocalypse?

The Institute has developed a validated instrument for estimating displacement timelines among thought workers. Provide accurate information. The algorithm does not judge. It merely calculates.

Your job title

Risk Factors — select all that apply

My primary deliverable is a slide deck or executive summary — 5 months I spend more than 60% of my time in meetings — 4 months My job could be described as "managing stakeholders" — 4 months I have used the phrase "let's take this offline" unironically — 3 months I have "Thought Leader" or "Futurist" anywhere in my bio — 6 months My output is primarily words that describe other people's work — 3 months

Survival Indicators — select all that apply

I regularly work with my hands on physical things + 20 months People trust me with their bodies + 15 months My job requires physical presence in a specific location + 12 months I regularly deal with crying, bleeding, or otherwise distressed humans + 10 months I fix things that are broken in the physical world + 8 months Someone has described me as having "bedside manner" + 6 months

Estimated Runway — Thought Worker Assessment

OHCD-2026 · Results are statistically validated within ±3 months · The Institute accepts no liability for existential crises

Office of Human Capital Depreciation · Thought Worker Division

Estimated Runway

Form HCD-2026-TW · For Internal Use Only

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